I RECKON THIS SUITS HIGHLAND DANCERS TOO........
ALL DANCERS...............................
1. Really would rather be dancing
2. Hate conceited dancers
3. Outside of class are actually very clumsy and accident-prone
4. When at the shops dancing is imminent. Turns, jumps, and poses are sure to happen as soon as the aisle is clear.
5. When we hear music we have danced to, we have to do a part of that dance, no matter who looks at us!
6. No where else but in a ballet studio will you see people take off so much clothing AND no one notices.
7. If we get hurt, we lie and say we're okay no matter how bad it is.
8. Classical ballet is harder than it looks.
9.'Off days' are the worst kind of days we can have.
10. If we do something stupid, you must tell everyone else how and what we did before being able to carry on with the class!
11. When we fall on our butt, we have to make it look like we did it on purpose and end it in the most beautiful pose you've ever seen.
12. Its not unusual to buy a cd with a song we have danced to on it, just for that one song.
13. When you do something amazing, no one sees it. End of story.
14. We always count turns no matter who does them
15. We find rhythm in everything: music, hammering, turn signals, walking, walking down stairs...
16. There are no counts after 8, once you get to eight you start again from 1!
17. We stand in either first, third, or fifth positions and not notice, with the occasional second or fourth.
18. All ballet dancers must hate cheerleaders.
19. Watching ballet with non dancers is the worst.
20. We constantly whine about how bad we are.
21. We are always too fat.
22. On video, we suck
23. We always get great applause, for the easist things
22. If we dont feel like bending down, we can just do an arabesque.
23. Being flexible is natural, nothing too special.
24. Pointe shoes really do suck
25. Our bare feet are not pretty, EVER!
26. You can never have too many leotards
27. Breaking in new Pointe shoes is the worst.
28. At least one time per class, you see bobby pins flying through the air when someone is turning.
29. We dont sweat, we glisten
30. Nothing done well can ever be repeated when asked to do it in front of a class
1. Really would rather be dancing
2. Hate conceited dancers
3. Outside of class are actually very clumsy and accident-prone
4. When at the shops dancing is imminent. Turns, jumps, and poses are sure to happen as soon as the aisle is clear.
5. When we hear music we have danced to, we have to do a part of that dance, no matter who looks at us!
6. No where else but in a ballet studio will you see people take off so much clothing AND no one notices.
7. If we get hurt, we lie and say we're okay no matter how bad it is.
8. Classical ballet is harder than it looks.
9.'Off days' are the worst kind of days we can have.
10. If we do something stupid, you must tell everyone else how and what we did before being able to carry on with the class!
11. When we fall on our butt, we have to make it look like we did it on purpose and end it in the most beautiful pose you've ever seen.
12. Its not unusual to buy a cd with a song we have danced to on it, just for that one song.
13. When you do something amazing, no one sees it. End of story.
14. We always count turns no matter who does them
15. We find rhythm in everything: music, hammering, turn signals, walking, walking down stairs...
16. There are no counts after 8, once you get to eight you start again from 1!
17. We stand in either first, third, or fifth positions and not notice, with the occasional second or fourth.
18. All ballet dancers must hate cheerleaders.
19. Watching ballet with non dancers is the worst.
20. We constantly whine about how bad we are.
21. We are always too fat.
22. On video, we suck
23. We always get great applause, for the easist things
22. If we dont feel like bending down, we can just do an arabesque.
23. Being flexible is natural, nothing too special.
24. Pointe shoes really do suck
25. Our bare feet are not pretty, EVER!
26. You can never have too many leotards
27. Breaking in new Pointe shoes is the worst.
28. At least one time per class, you see bobby pins flying through the air when someone is turning.
29. We dont sweat, we glisten
30. Nothing done well can ever be repeated when asked to do it in front of a class
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